Joey Chatter

While in the bath:

J: "Mommy, if I pour water in my ear, will it come out the other side?"

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While playing:

J: "Mommy, did you marry me and daddy?"
S: "No, honey. I married Daddy, and we had you!"
J: "When you're married, do you get cars?"
S: "Sometimes, I guess."
J: "When I get married, I'm gonna get race cars!"
S: " O really? Well who are you going to marry?"
J: "Savanna - and we'll get race cars!"
S: "You can't marry Savanna - she's your sister"
J: "Well I still wanna get race cars"

What marriage and race cars have to do with each other? I'm not sure....

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While eating:

J: "My teeth chomps food up and my tounge makes food go down my drain and then it goes down the slide and out in my poop!"

I just love hearing him reason things out... and yes, he calls his throat a drain.